Saturday, June 23, 2012

Getting into 'cover charge' clubs

Okay whyever the hell a bar would charge chicks a cover charge is beyond me, but if you ever encounter one of these sketchy establishments here's what to do:

-'Miss, cover charge is $10'
--'Oh thats weird, uhmmm, we dont have any cash....'
-'Oh okay just come in then, no big deal'
--'Oh ok thank you'

Just act blonde... works every time.

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