Broke Bitch #1: What the eff are we going do tonight? This place is so crazy expensive....
Broke Bitch #2: Have no fear, purse vodka is here!
Living in Manhattan can definitely rack up a heavy bill, but if you are a cheap college student who likes to have fun we have the solution for you my friend. Being a broke bitch is not frowned upon in this establishment and we will guide you through every step of the way.
Broke Bitch TIP #1:
Never, and I say NEVER, pay for a mixed drink in this city. Purse vodka is the answer for every fun having experience and you should never leave home without it. Take a tip from 'Kesha' and fill an empty water bottle with your own vodka of choice and have enormous amounts of fun. But order a beer every now and again just so you don't blow your cover.